Social Networking Gone Astray

So, this may come off weird, but I have an account on Myyearbook. I just like to fiddle around on there and see if there are any decent guys still out there.. There's some, but not many.. back to my story.
I was online the other day, when this kid Patrick Swallows posted a bulletin note on the website. It's kind of a shocker to say the least.
This kid thinks he's going to be our "God" one day.. How insane is that? I think I'll have to forward this one onto a friend. Hahaha